The Leader

Most girls will immediately know what I am referring to just by the title alone, but I’ll clarify for all the lucky girls who have never experienced this and all the stallions who don’t know any better.  

 I’m referring to stallions that unknowingly suck on women’s nipples too hard.  And by too hard I simply mean that I have found myself in situations where an arousing round
of foreplay turns into a moderately painful situation involving my breasts or more specifically, my nipples. Here’s a newsflash boys; breast feeding should have ended years ago.
Due to a recent event that my friend found herself in, I felt the need to spread the word that a nipple can be touched and licked, but never diligently sucked.  My friend was messing around with an attractive stallion who turned out to be just another guy who sucks at sucking.  

The night seemed promising until his mouth found her breast.  To paint the picture of how badly he was sucking, she woke up with bruises near her nipples and she immediately told me what had happened with this stallion, who shall remain anonymous.

Instantly I knew what I would be writing my next column about. While I have managed to escape unscathed in terms of bruising, I have also experienced some mild discomfort with a stallion who sucks at sucking. On a personal note, I can recall an instance with a stallion where making out eventually lead to his mouth around my breast.

It felt like he was trying to feed from my breast, he was sucking and sucking hard. Judging from the cocky grin on his face when he finally looked up, it was clear to me that he thought he was doing something wonderful. What he thought was his gift to women, was merely uncomfortable. 

This was the first and last time I ever messed around with this particular stallion, so watch out ladies he is still on the loose and your left nipple could be his next victim. While I’m sure there are some women out there who may find this sort of diligent nipple sucking arousing, I can only speak for myself and the women I know. Moral of the story; be gentle stallions, nipples are a sensitive and tender area of a woman’s body.

In case you never got the memo; if our shirts come off we’re interested in messing around, we’re not considering adoption so leave your breast feeding memories at the door.

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